Return of the Prodigal Daughter

Missy, my daughter, is returning from Italy tomorrow. Here are my fears:

1. She has dumped her new boyfriend for a cousin of Tony Soprano's. (This is a reference to the TV show on HBO about a mafia family.)

2. She no longer wants to finish veterinary school and now wants to be a pizza chef.

3. Someone in Italy sold her the coliseum and she charged it on my credit card.

4. She no longer wants to finish veterinary school and wants to be a gladiator.

5. The food at Rocky Rococo's isn't good enough any more.

6. She will want to have wine with every meal, including breakfast.