According to a recent news story, some people who have taken prescription drugs for Parkinson's disease have become addicted gamblers.
This explains a lot! I now know why I do certain things.
For example, I'm sure Tylenol makes me hunger for a new computer every 2 years. Otherwise, I don't have any other explanation for this behavior.
I'm sure my arthritis medicine makes me crave doughnuts, candy bars, and Doritoes. That has to be why I constantly crave them.
And finally, I'm sure the vitamins I have taken are making me addicted to movies. What else would explain why I continue to watch a lot of movies when most of them aren't worth the $4.00 rental fee and an hour and a half of my life.
But in the near future, if you see me doing something strange, like deep frying twinkies, it's not the devil making me do it but drugs.
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